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Vladimir Putins approval rate is 80. President time differences time zones angela merkel Dislike Like Mr. Which do you want first Putin said I am a strong Russian man.

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The truth is Putin said I am the most powerful and important man in the whole world and the secret of my success is that I just know what is good for everyone so everyone trusts me to run the country for the best Do you have any more questions Putin wondered then pointed to a blond boy raising his hand. We are always glad to have you visit here because it is always very businesslike and gives us a chance to make headway on very important and serious matters. Stop shaking Putin says.

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